Among the many disturbing lines in that story was a note that the surgeon “was not expecting to encounter so much infected flesh.” So there’s your final piece of advice today: Please stop biting each other.Editor's Note: This was originally published for FANGORIA on July 7, 2008, and we're proud to share it as part of The Gingold Files. “Bitten by relative, Tampa Bay man infected with flesh-eating bacteria”Īnswer: D. “Undead candidate: ‘I figure I couldn’t do any worse.’”ĭ. “Survey: 7 out of 10 Floridians prefer a zombie to their current state rep”Ĭ. “Brain-hungry zombies roam state Capitol … and leave starving”ī. Which of the following zombie-like headlines is real?Ī. But lawmakers did pass new laws regarding what kind of pronouns can be used in schools. Florida rates have climbed at nearly triple the national average in recent years and are expected to go higher. Yes, it appears Tallahassee lawmakers tackled the insurance crisis with all the efficacy of a Hindenburg architect. New reports accused carriers of underpaying customers for legitimate claimsĪnswer: D. Rates are rising faster in Florida than any other stateĬ. Florida’s largest insurer, state-run Citizens, is planning double-digit rate increasesī. On the heels of two special legislative sessions to address the state’s property insurance crisis, Floridians learned what this past week?Ī. The Colosseum at the Holy Land Experience is being demolished, along with most of the attraction, on Thursday, June 8, 2023.(High-dynamic-range composite image by Ricardo Ramirez Buxeda/ Orlando Sentinel) But this destruction was actually man-made as the attraction shuttered a few years back and AdventHealth bought the property. The former Bible-themed attraction off Interstate 4 looked like it was enduring the seventh plague of powerful earthquakes as its Colosseum crumbled. What Florida attraction is being demolished?Īnswer: B. often observed that “budgets are moral documents.” But state and local leaders also wrote those budgetary rules … and could, of course, change them. State and local leaders stress that budgetary rules say they can’t spend that money on things that would benefit our community in general. The task force is considering spending plans for hotel-tax money. $800 million to renovate and put a roof on Camping World Stadium.Īnswer: D. $600 million to expand the convention center againĬ. One leading nonprofit executive described the news as “devastating.” At the same time the 28-bed crisis facility ran out of money, members of a county task force were considering funding requests for what?Ī. Orange County Parks and Recreation June 8, 2023Ĭovenant House, one of Orange County’s few emergency homeless shelters for young adults, announced it will soon close because of a lack of funding. The park remains open until capacity is reached. 🛑 #KellyPark’s #RockSprings is temporarily closed due to alligator in the area. This is one of those toothy problems most states don’t encounter. State legislators heard a drag queen might be canoeing in the areaĪnswer: C. Rock Springs in Orange County’s Kelly Park temporarily closed this past week. NH debate sucked because instead of hitting back when attacked like I wanted to, I listened to advice about “pivoting” & not “punching down” on a CC who was at 7% & about to drop… Rubio also wanted to tell his critics that his campaign was stronger than some people recall, noting he “almost won Virginia.”Īny political reporter/commentator claiming Christie “ended” my campaign in 2016 is lazy or dumb Much of America winced back then and still remembers today, which is why Rubio took to Twitter this week to defend himself, arguing he failed because he listened to bad debate-coaching advice. The South Florida senator choked when Christie challenged him to say something beyond the “ memorized 30-second speech” Rubio had said so many times before. Mickey probably would’ve fared better than Rubio. The showdown was so memorable, that candidate took to Twitter Tuesday to defend the pummeling he took from Christie seven years ago.
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And while he’s not expected to have much of a chance, Christie absolutely obliterated one candidate from Florida during the 2016 debates. Chris Christie jumped back into the race for the White House. Still, let the record reflect that Funyuns are America’s most underrated junk food.įormer New Jersey Gov. I’m OK with that, especially since “The Pop-Tart Bowl” is fun to say. Something about Orlando seems to attract hyphenated, high-carb snack food. What’s the legal term for trying to gaslight a federal judge?įlorida argues new law doesn’t target drag showsĪfter three years of hosting the Cheez-It Bowl, Orlando’s Camping World Stadium found a new title sponsor for its ACC-Big 12 matchup game. Drag queens (as he said in a legislative hearing)Īnswer: D.
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